(via the-absolute-best-posts)
(Source: euphoria-aura, via the-absolute-best-posts)
| hot guy: | *sneezes* |
| me: | i would say god bless you |
| me: | but it seems like he already did |
This is kind of perfect. I miss you Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson. (He’s doing okay, we’re just on hiatus, that sounded kind of somber). Also you guys know we are doing Season 6 right? We are. Ok, that’s all. Bye.
(Source: mchades, via apleasuretoburn)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
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(Source: perfectdisney, via the-absolute-best-posts)
I saw this outside of a church, and was conflicted for about 10 seconds before I decided that it needed to be documented.

I’M LIKE:

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Seniors:
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Freshmen:
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“$100 Bill” - Jay-Z
.. And never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he had Cassius note, ‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars/But in ourselves’.
Some girls:

Me:
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